PREPARE FOR LANDING

prepare for landing
excerpt from 'Flat or Bust'

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I remember a conversation that I had when I was in the 8th grade with a boy in my class. It went something like this:

"Allie, you are like O'Hare."

"As in the airport? Because I look international?"

"Like the airport, but because you're flat.
You're so flat that a plane could use your chest to land."

(Yes. Teenage boys can be made.)