So, I took the train, as I regularly do, from Chicago back to Grand Rapids. After a long day, a 'beverage' (which only refers to a refreshment with a personally pre-qualified alcohol content) was not an option, but a requirement. Top shelf Scotch would have been the preference. However, when in a pinch one can't be picky. I had to work with what the menu gave me. It's times like these that I'm reminded of my need to carry a flask.